I am expert at mounting just about anywhere, from anything.

You need to meet my friend Gayle.  She is the princess of mounting from 
weird stuff.  I have seen her use a car bumper (she does this all the time) 
and  a picnic table and various other things.  She has the most amazing 
horse.  When I first started riding with her, she scared me by making an 
abrupt stop, throwing herself off her horse, leaving the reins over his 
neck.  He just stood there like a statue while she picked out the feet she'd 
forgotten to check.  She gets away with the most amazing stuff.  He just 
rolls his eyes as if to say, It's just Gayle".

Nancy 

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