With rumors about the impending doom--release of
Microsoft Internet
Exploder for Linux, this is a pre-created man page for
IE.

IE has been such a security problem for Windoze users,
that it stands
to reason that Microsoft won't deprive the Linux/UNIX
community of
such quality work.


IE(1)                                                 
 IE(1)

NAME
        ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer

SYNOPSIS
        ie [ -acfghkp ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [
-length of
time ]

DESCRIPTION
        Ie is the web browser. The only web browser.
Netscape is
        irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your
master. Kneel.

        There are two ways to use ie: non-executed
binary and
        insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the
mode ie
        ships in. There are no flags or directions for
use in this
        mode.

        Options are:

        -a

        -c      Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all
files for which
                it has write permission on all mounted
filesystems.
                After the first pass, Ie will begin
attempts at     
        
                obtaining root access so that the
remaining files can
                be removed.

        -f      Same as -c, except that ie will
immediately begin
                attempting root access, and will newfs
all mounted
                filesystems.

        -h      Hack. Lets you link to other systems
running ie and
                obtain their passwd files.

        -k      Randomly coredump. If you specify a
valid mailbox name
                in parens, ie will mail the coredump
to them.

        -p      Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600.

        -m [alternate]  Gives you the opportunity to
specify an
alternate
                        passwd file to post.

        -length How long should ie run crack on the
passwd file before
                attempting to post?

AUTHOR
        The usual gang of idiots.

BUGS
        See printed ie documentation: "Problems with
IE", volumes
        1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft
Press.

        The -g option is not implemented.

FILES
        /etc/passwd             System password file.
        /usr/local/bin/crack    crack binary.
        /usr/local/bin/ie       IE binary.

DIAGNOSTICS
        If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore
stability.

BUG REPORTS TO
        /dev/null

COPYRIGHTS
        Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about
crossing us.
        (This disclaimer does not apply to Ms. Janet
Reno).




        
                
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