But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightening suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the
electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity
finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan
started searching
frantically and
screamed, "It's gone. It's all gone. I lost everything
when the power went off."
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated. How
did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
LMFAO!
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