> I've heard there is even a covert plot by ATT et al to kidnap and > ransom Vint Cerf and Al Gore. Now, I'd be willing to donate to that > ransom, provided they agreed to keep both of them.
Obviously, you have no clue. The covert plot is actually a cover for a top secret take over attempt of the Internet itself. With ATT/SBC/Ameritech/123/DoRaMe (Sorry, got carried away) controlling Al Gore, the creator of the Internet, they can eventually control the Internet and quash their competition once and for all. Don't you see, the final battle will not be one nation against another, or one religion against another, it will be the mega conglomerate corporation monopolizing telecommunications against the mega conglomerate corporation monopolizing oil against the mega conglomerate corporation monopolizing electricity against the mega conglomerate corporation monopolizing transportation for the ultimate final control over all politicians. However, I am saving my money for ring side seats for the winner of that battle against the lawyers. Popcorn any one? ;-)> John T eServices For You "Seek, and ye shall find!" To Unsubscribe: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/mailing-lists.html List Archive: http://www.mail-archive.com/imail_forum%40list.ipswitch.com/ Knowledge Base/FAQ: http://www.ipswitch.com/support/IMail/
