Hi guys,
Pusing deh ... lihat badut-badut politik bertebaran di Indonesia,
pusing! Yang dulu mbebek ... sekarang sok:-) ... nah semoga jokes
di bawah ini dapat "mendamaikan dunia" walaupun agak sara:-)
Diiringi lagu: Sarabanda dari John Lord
Salam
-- ** Djoko Luknanto **
Sisters of Mercy
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It
reads:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives
on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which
says:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES
and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone
building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF MERCY.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered
by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the
highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the
man, "Please knock on this door".
He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun
in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,
"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden
door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his
wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly
down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself
back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
