Howdy,
Ini ada beberapa jokes yang menggambarkan hubungan suami-isteri,
mungkin bisa dijadikan "hint" bagi yang belum menikah. Bagi yang
sudah ... selamat menyesali:-)
Howgh!
-- ** Djoko Luknanto **
HUSBANDS AND WIVES
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NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
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When met by a long funeral procession of people led by a man
with a dog on a leash, Joe asked the man, "Who died?"
"My Mother-in-law."
"How?"
"The dog bit her."
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line. The auction starts after the funeral."
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Husband to wife: "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I
like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
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WIFE: The two things I cook best are meat loaf
and apple pie.
HUSBAND: Which is this?
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NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner?
SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices?
NEWLYWED: Yes and no.
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DIET DEFINITION: The word 'stressed' makes perfect sense when
you realize it is 'desserts' spelled backwards.
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TRUE LOVE:
A young man was extolling the virtues of his beautiful fiancee.
One of his closest friends said to him: "You can't be serious
about marrying Sarah Jane!"
"Why?", he asked.
"She's dated every man in Phoenix."
The bridegroom-to-be thought a while and then muttered pensively,
"Phoenix isn't such a big town."
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MRS MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong
when he's out of town.
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a
wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well,
and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then
smiled and said, "Hey, it really works!"
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This guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears this other
guy say to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Honey." and "Pass the
honey, Sugar."
He thinks this sort of speech is a good idea. So, the morning
when he and his wife are eating breakfast he says to his wife,
"Pass the bacon, Pig."
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to
report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did..
