Di Irlandia (asal-usul saya) kalau ada yg mau menikah, salah satu
lamaran buat pacarnya ialah bukan "Would you marry me?" tapi "How would
you like to be buried with my people?" :-) :-) :-)
Ayo, ngguyu!!!!
David
--- Luke Skywalker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Howdy,
>
> Ini ada beberapa jokes yang menggambarkan hubungan
> suami-isteri,
> mungkin bisa dijadikan "hint" bagi yang belum
> menikah. Bagi yang
> sudah ... selamat menyesali:-)
>
> Howgh!
> -- **
> Djoko Luknanto **
>
> HUSBANDS AND WIVES
>
> --------------------------------------------------------
>
> NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
> SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> When met by a long funeral procession of people led
> by a man
> with a dog on a leash, Joe asked the man, "Who
> died?"
> "My Mother-in-law."
> "How?"
> "The dog bit her."
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
> "Get in line. The auction starts after the
> funeral."
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> Husband to wife: "No, I don't hate your relatives.
> In fact, I
> like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> WIFE: The two things I cook best are meat loaf
> and apple pie.
> HUSBAND: Which is this?
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> NEWLYWED: Do you want dinner?
> SPOUSE: Sure, what are my choices?
> NEWLYWED: Yes and no.
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> DIET DEFINITION: The word 'stressed' makes perfect
> sense when
> you realize it is 'desserts'
> spelled backwards.
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> TRUE LOVE:
> A young man was extolling the virtues of his
> beautiful fiancee.
> One of his closest friends said to him: "You can't
> be serious
> about marrying Sarah Jane!"
> "Why?", he asked.
> "She's dated every man in Phoenix."
> The bridegroom-to-be thought a while and then
> muttered pensively,
> "Phoenix isn't such a big town."
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> MRS MURPHY'S LAW: If anything can go wrong, it will
> go wrong
> when he's out of town.
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
> leaned over,
> made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided
> to make a
> wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into
> the well,
> and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while
> but then
> smiled and said, "Hey, it really works!"
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> This guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears
> this other
> guy say to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Honey." and
> "Pass the
> honey, Sugar."
>
> He thinks this sort of speech is a good idea. So,
> the morning
> when he and his wife are eating breakfast he says
> to his wife,
> "Pass the bacon, Pig."
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
>
> ----------------------------------------
>
> A man said his credit card was stolen but he
> decided not to
> report it because the thief was spending less than
> his wife did..
>
>
>
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