I know it's a little off topic, however, it's cute, and describes some of us to a tee.
> IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... > > If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading > it in for a newer model. > > I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is > getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it. > > My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up > close. > > My radio is out of tune, the audio is muffled and garbled. The hearing of DX > stations is all most impossible. The AM gets FM, and FM is filled with IBOC. > > My traction is not as graceful as it once was. > > I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. > > My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. > > It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. > > My fuel rate burns inefficiently. > > But here's the worst of it -- > > > > > Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks > or my exhaust backfires! _______________________________________________ IRCA mailing list [email protected] http://montreal.kotalampi.com/mailman/listinfo/irca Opinions expressed in messages on this mailing list are those of the original contributors and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the IRCA, its editors, publishing staff, or officers For more information: http://www.ircaonline.org To Post a message: [email protected]
