I have "zero memory" for sale, with all the bits set to off, it is much
more environmentally responsible that Christian's, but just as useless.

Christian Catchpole wrote:
> I'v invented a kind of memory called "one memory" where all the bits
> are always one (for your convenience).  Every byte you read or write
> will be 0xff.
>
> I can sell you a 10 squillion-trillion-giga-tera-byte chip for only
> one miiiiiillion dollars.  Any takers?
>
> On Jul 21, 11:26 am, Derek Munneke <[email protected]> wrote:
>   
>> There is also Immortal memory from the gods, and Scope memory that has 3
>> forms: peri, micro, and tele.
>>
>>
>>
>> Christian Catchpole wrote:
>>     
>>> There's also static memory but that requires you to rub your feet on
>>> the carpet before you can write to it.  And then there's flash
>>> memory.. but I'm not going to go into how you use that...
>>>       
>>>> Christian Catchpole wrote:
>>>>         
>>>>> Heap memory is also known as "stinking pile of" memory and has a
>>>>> tendency to smell after a while.
>>>>>           
>>>>> Stack memory is also known as prang memory or crash memory.  It's used
>>>>> by code when it crashes.  The politically correct term these days is
>>>>> "incident involving sudden deceleration and mutually inclusive union
>>>>> of surfaces and structure."
>>>>>           
> >
>   


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