I guess zero memory is useful for storing microsoft customer satisfaction surveys.
I have attached my "one memory" to my perpetual motion machine. The cat with the buttered toast strapped to its back. Drop it and it will spin just above the ground forever. On Jul 21, 2:27 pm, Derek Munneke <[email protected]> wrote: > I have "zero memory" for sale, with all the bits set to off, it is much > more environmentally responsible that Christian's, but just as useless. > > > > Christian Catchpole wrote: > > I'v invented a kind of memory called "one memory" where all the bits > > are always one (for your convenience). Every byte you read or write > > will be 0xff. > > > I can sell you a 10 squillion-trillion-giga-tera-byte chip for only > > one miiiiiillion dollars. Any takers? > > > On Jul 21, 11:26 am, Derek Munneke <[email protected]> wrote: > > >> There is also Immortal memory from the gods, and Scope memory that has 3 > >> forms: peri, micro, and tele. > > >> Christian Catchpole wrote: > > >>> There's also static memory but that requires you to rub your feet on > >>> the carpet before you can write to it. And then there's flash > >>> memory.. but I'm not going to go into how you use that... > > >>>> Christian Catchpole wrote: > > >>>>> Heap memory is also known as "stinking pile of" memory and has a > >>>>> tendency to smell after a while. > > >>>>> Stack memory is also known as prang memory or crash memory. It's used > >>>>> by code when it crashes. The politically correct term these days is > >>>>> "incident involving sudden deceleration and mutually inclusive union > >>>>> of surfaces and structure." --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Java Posse" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/javaposse?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
