I am starting to get concerned about Tor's mental health.  This
concern has been building for the last few episodes and has been
cemented in the latest newscast.

First, let me make my case.  Ask your self the following questions:
 - If Tor went to work for Symantec to revive Visual Cafe, would he
proclaim it as the world's best IDE?
 - If Tor went to work for IBM, would he proclaim CP/M to be the best
operating system due to it's 'openness' and 'simplicity'?
 - If Tor went to work for Microsoft, would he carry a windows 95
tablet pc?  Would he claim that it, too, was better than an ipad due
to the flexibility of having a DOS prompt, the ability to easily
install viruses from any vendor, and the superior input resolution of
a stylus?
 - If Tor went to work for Sybase, would he, even after discovering
that PowerJ only supports tabs, still proclaim it to be the best
development platform in the world? Would he volunteer to deliver
keynotes to empty rooms of PowerJ developers?
 - If Tor, went to work for Mid America Novelties(http://goo.gl/LY11)
would he proclaim the "beer hat" (http://goo.gl/4apwN) to be most
important improvement to development in the last 15 years? --hmmm,
that might be true

If you answered YES to more than one of the questions, then ask
yourself if Tor is not suffering from paycheck fanboy-ism?

My concern is that this could quickly develop into Paranoid
IDEophrenia.  If anyone notices him looking over his shoulder often
and mumbling things like 'netbeans is watching' or 'i think those
people over there are from jetbrains' then you should be concerned.
He may start sneaking up to people's unlocked laptops and deleting the
other IDEs.  Be very careful.

If we can catch it soon enough, we may be able to help.

Plan: His friends should force Tor to switch IDEs weekly.  He should
also have to change platforms on a monthly basis.  We have to break
his deeply held beliefs that "there can be only one" (his highlander
view of systems).  The only way is to turn him into Dick (an IDE
slut).

YOU can make a difference by helping this valued member of our
community.  Don't let him descend into the deep, dark places of IDE
hell. Once there, the only recovery involves commitment and rubber
keyboards without tab keys.  I've seen it many times and it is
terribly sad.  Don't sit idly by and watch this happen.  Take action
now!


Tongue firmly planted in check ;),
LES

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