ROTFLMAO!

Charlie


On 04-08-2011 7:07 AM, Daniel Klein wrote:
You are all spelling 'fish' wrong; the correct spelling is ghoti

Dan

On Thu, Apr 7, 2011 at 10:14 PM, Charlie Noah <[email protected]> wrote:
Here's one I've always liked and one I just found:

Give a man a fish and he'll eat today, teach a man to fish and you'll always know where to find him on the weekend.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll clean out your bank account.

Charlie Noah
Charles W. Noah Associates
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On 04-07-2011 6:39 PM, Dan Fitzgerald wrote:
"Writing a song is like fishing in a river. You cast your line in and just hope Bob Dylan isn't fishing upstream from you." - Arlo Guthrie
 
> From: [email protected]
> Date: Thu, 7 Apr 2011 15:26:55 -0700
> Subject: RE: jBase
> To: [email protected]
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
> > Of Tony Gravagno
> > Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:44 PM
> > To: [email protected]
> > Subject: RE: jBase
> >
> > > From: jameel
> > > Hi,
> > > Kindly share a jBase ebook, to learn the language in detail.
> > > Regards,
> > > Jameel
> >
> >
> > "Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach him where to
> > fish and he won't post sad notes in a fisherman's forum".
>
> You've obviously never been fishing ;)
>
> Jim
>
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