> For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you
> can get milk for free.
> Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are
> against marriage,
> WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
> entire pig just to
> get a little sausage.
>
> Men are like....
>
> 1. Men are like . .. Laxatives .... They
> irritate the crap out of
> you.
> 2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they
> get, the less firm they
> are.
> 3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be
> done to change them.
> 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're
> not quite sure why.
> 5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet,
> smooth, & they
> usually head right for your hips.
> 6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't
> believe a word they
> say.
> 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their
> clothes are always 1/2
> off.
> 8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds ....
> They take soooooooo
> long to mature.
> 9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run
> at the first sign of
> emotion.
> 10. Men are like . Popcorn .... They satisfy you,
> but only for a little
> while.
> 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know
> when they're coming,
> how many inches you'll get or how long it will
> last.
> 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to
> look at, but not very
> bright.
> 13. Men are like P arking Spots All the good ones
> are taken, the rest
> are handicapped.
>
> Now send this to all the remarkable women you know,
> as well as to any
> understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you
> might be lucky enough to
> know !!!!!!!!!!
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