Widow For One Year
One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The
first woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but
when I called they said he wasn't there!''
''I know!'' the next woman says, ''Last night my husband said he was going to
his brother's house but when I called he wasn't there.''
The third woman says, ''I always know where my husband is.''
''Impossible!'' both women say, ''He has you completely fooled!''
''Oh no,'' says the woman. ''I'm a widow.''
Who Is God?
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both." "Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson
God?"
Yo daddy's so dumb... court
Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and when the judge said, "Order in
the court!" he said, "Let me get an order of chicken wings and french fries."
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Who's Egg Is This?
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each
other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and
pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the
Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman
pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the
egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because
the egg was laid on his property.
"In my family," the Scotsman said, "we normally solve disputes by the
following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to
get back up. Then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to
get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his heaviest pair of
boots kicked the Englishman as hard as he could in the balls. The Englishman
fell to the floor clutching his nuts and howled in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
"Keep the goddamn egg."
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