Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller? 
A: Flatman and ribbon.
 
Q: When is a car not a car? 
A: When it turns into a garage.
 
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? 
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.
 
Q: Why did the atoms cross the road? 
A: It was time to split! 
 
Q: What do you do when your chair breaks? 
A: Call a Chairman. 
 
Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? 
A: Because it's too cold out tide!
 
Q: What kind of car does ! Luke Skywalker drive? 
A: a Toy-yoda.
 
Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.
 
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? 
A: He saw the salad dressing!
 
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
A: Rory!
 
Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
A: Laurie!
 
Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
A: Pete!
 
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
A: Phantom of the Oprah!
 
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob!
 
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
 
Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor? 
A: Mumbo Jumbo
 
Q: Why did the pony cough? 
A: He was a little hoarse!
 
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? 
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
 
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty? 
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
 
Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? 
A: In a Launch box
 
Q: What do you call the pub on Mars? 
A: A Mars Bar!
 
  Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? 
A: Spatula!
 
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? 
A: He had no body to go with!

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