Lelaki
Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan 
Sampai kedai makan, masuk 
Ambik Pinggan 
Letak nasi 
Letak Lauk 
Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali 
Makan 
Habis 
Balik Opis or 
G surau 
Perempuan
Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan 
Perhatikan orang waktu jalan 
Sempat mengumpat dulu 
Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki 
Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri. 
Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu 
Ramai orang,cari kedai lain. 
Jalan lagi 
Dah puas ati..masuk.. 
Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit. 
Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan 
Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. . 
Dah puas ati, ambik nasi 
Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit 
Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali 
Buang balik nasi.banyak. . 
Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput) 
Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit 
Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana , tenguk sini 
Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit 
Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi 
Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling 
Ambil lauk 
Pusing lagi 
Carik sayur pulak! 
Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit 
Ke kaunter bayaran 
Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan 
Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik†
Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?†
Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2.. 
Keluarkan duit 
Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal) 
Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi 
Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk. 
Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!! 
Cari tempat duduk lain 
Jumpa. Duduk.. 
Alamak. Air tak order lagi 
Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung 
Order air 
Bangun 
Ambik sudu 
Duduk 
Bangun 
Ambik Tisu 
Duduk 
Air sampai 
Belek dompet (Step tadi) 
Bayar 
Tutup 
Minum air 
Start makan 
Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan 
Makan separuh..kenyang 
Sebab dah minum air 
Letak sudu, letak garpu 
Pinggan tolak tepi 
Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap 
Ngumpat2..tg korang 
Pukul 2, naik opis.. 
Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!! 
 
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