He...he..bila baca ni terfikir banyak betul kerenah perempuan sampai 62 perkara yang kebanyakannya negatif. Biasanya perempuan macam ni bergerak dlm kumpulan yang terdiri dari lebih 3 orang. Sebab tu jadi cam tu. Tapi tak semua perempuan begitu.
Ada gak perempuan yang buat cuma 10 perkara macam lelaki tu. Mereka ni jenis tak suka bazir masa, tegas dan utamakan tugas yang belum selesai. ----- Original Message ---- From: Masliza Masri <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: jenaka <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 3:16:11 PM Subject: [(jdk)] Fw: Lelaki Vs Perempuan Lelaki Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan Sampai kedai makan, masuk Ambik Pinggan Letak nasi Letak Lauk Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali Makan Habis Balik Opis or G surau Perempuan Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan Perhatikan orang waktu jalan Sempat mengumpat dulu Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu Ramai orang,cari kedai lain. Jalan lagi Dah puas ati..masuk.. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke?? tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. . Dah puas ati, ambik nasi Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali Buang balik nasi.banyak. . Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput) Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana , tenguk sini Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi Jengok lagi? sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling Ambil lauk Pusing lagi Carik sayur pulak! Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit Ke kaunter bayaran Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan Berbisik ngan kawan “alaamak byk la aku ambik†Sampai depan kaunter “berapa?†Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah gambar2.. Keluarkan duit Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal) Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!! Cari tempat duduk lain Jumpa. Duduk.. Alamak. Air tak order lagi Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan tudung Order air Bangun Ambik sudu Duduk Bangun Ambik Tisu Duduk Air sampai Belek dompet (Step tadi) Bayar Tutup Minum air Start makan Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan Makan separuh..kenyang Sebab dah minum air Letak sudu, letak garpu Pinggan tolak tepi Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap Ngumpat2..tg korang Pukul 2, naik opis.. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!! DISCLAIMER: This message (including any attachments) is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is non-public, proprietary, privileged, confidential, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law or may constitute as attorney work product. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. 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