ikan bilis......macam mane nak tau jantan ke betina...? jawabla kawn-kawan semua...
----- Original Message ---- From: asyekeen talib <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 15:28:32 Subject: [(jdk)] TEKA TEKI LAWAK --- On Sun, 6/29/08, hasniza mohd nor <hasnizamohdnor@ yahoo.com> wrote: From: hasniza mohd nor <hasnizamohdnor@ yahoo.com> Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK To: "asyekeen talib" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Date: Sunday, June 29, 2008, 11:14 PM --- On Thu, 6/26/08, shahana <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: shahana <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK To: "AdikIra" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com.my>, "AzlinaEPD2- KNM" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "Hamia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "Hasniza" <hasnizamohdnor@ yahoo.com>, "KakFirda" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com.my>, "Komi1" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] s.com>, "RajaAnum-KPZ" <anum_balqis@ yahoo.com. sg>, "Shikin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] gov.my> Cc: "AbgHisham-KPZ" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "AbgRafiz1" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "Angah" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "BabaShah" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "En.Yusoff" <yusofftravel@ gmail.com>, "RizalIdris- Maybank" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com.my> Date: Thursday, June 26, 2008, 9:38 PM shahana My E-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] com [EMAIL PROTECTED] my [EMAIL PROTECTED] com --- On Mon, 6/16/08, rosmizawaty mieza <rosmizawaty@ yahoo.com> wrote: From: rosmizawaty mieza <rosmizawaty@ yahoo.com> Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] com, puteri_natasyah@ yahoo.com, [EMAIL PROTECTED] com Date: Monday, June 16, 2008, 12:04 AM --- On Mon, 6/9/08, zuber basir <abgsenyum2000@ yahoo.com> wrote: From: zuber basir <abgsenyum2000@ yahoo.com> Subject: Fw: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK To: "zabidah ahmad" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "come ayang" <reen_030782@ yahoo.com. sg>, "embam bulat" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "ayang cun" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "ayang farah" <pink_lady0611@ yahoo.com>, "selamat ida" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "jamain" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "miang jantan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com.my>, "ruzita kamis" <ruzita_kamis@ yahoo.com. sg>, "zubaidah majid" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] ukm.my>, "ina manja" <hazlinah_78@ yahoo.com. my>, "ayang miza" <rosmizawaty@ yahoo.com>, "orang kuat MMMM" <kamaruzaman_ [EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "nong sayang" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] cc.ukm.my>, "darling sayang" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>, "minah senget" <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Date: Monday, June 9, 2008, 10:14 PM --- On Thu, 6/5/08, Jula Julie <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: From: Jula Julie <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> Subject: [Mahligai] TEKA TEKI LAWAK To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] s.com Date: Thursday, June 5, 2008, 9:52 PM TEKA TEKI LAWAK Dalam byk2, Kain apa yang paling berat di dunia? * = Kain songket cap Gajah Duduk Soalan matematik, 2 apek tolak 1 nyonya jadi apa? * = Jatuh la nyonya tu... Ibunya satu, anaknya beribu, apa dia? * = Penyapu Kalau 1 + 1 = 2, jawapan lain dia apa? * = Jawapan lain salah la... Ibunya diurut, anaknya dipijak. * = Tangga Pokok apa bila manusia nampak dia lari? * = Pokok nak tumbang la... Lagu apa yang semua orang di dunia ini boleh menyayikannya? * = Lagu 'Happy Birthday' lagi... Air apakah yang paling berani sekali? * = Air terjun Sungai apa yang paling kurus di dunia? * = 'Slim River' Sungai apakah yang tiada air? * = Sungai di dalam peta Buah apa bila dia masak dia timbul? * = Buah Melaka Kalau semua manusia jadi ikan, ikan jadi apa? * = Jadi banyak la... Apakah persamaan antara ikan kod dengan kod gitar? * = Kedua-duanya boleh digoreng Ikan apakah yang mempunyai ketiak? * = Ikan duyung Ha... cuba teka.... 1) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai 2) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais 3) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki 4) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik 5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol 6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta? 7) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa? 8)Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan Jawapannye.. .... 1) Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah 2) MILO AIS 3) Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh. sebab tulah dia angkat sebelah aje. 4) lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam 5) Semut yang matanya BENGKAK 6) Motorsikal.. ....sebab dia pakai tongkat 7) kambing binATANG Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
