A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead mastodon, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, 'Did you kill that?' The pigmy said, 'Yes.' The hunter asked, 'How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?' The pigmy said, 'I killed it with my club.' The astonished hunter asked, 'How big is your club?' The pigmy replied, 'We have about three hundred members.'
