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TEMUDUGA SATU SOALAN
Seorang CEO ingin mencari eksekutif baru dalam syarikatnya. Dari beribu
permohonan, hanya empat yang betul-betul menarik perhatiannya. Bagaimanapun
beliau tidak dapat memilih antara keempat-empat orang calon tersebut, lantas
memanggil kesemuanya untuk ditemuduga (beliau tidak sekaya Donald Trump untuk
menganjurkan temuduga seperti The Apprentice). Setelah keempat-empat calon
berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata, "Saya ada satu soalan yang
mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan
diterima untuk bekerja di sini"
Soalannya adalah: "Apakah perkara atau benda yang paling pantas sekali?", tanya
CEO tersebut.
Calon pertama berkata,
"FIKIRAN, kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari"
"Bagus, satu jawapan yang baik", kata CEO tadi.
"Kamu pula?", tanya nya kepada calon kedua.
"KELIP MATA, kerana tanpa kita sedari, sebelum sempat kita buat apa pun, mata
kita dah berkelip", jawab calon kedua.
"Satu jawapan yang sangat baik, lagipun perumpamaan melayu pun ada sebut
SEKELIP MATA melambangkan kepantasan", kata CEO itu.
"Bagaimana kamu pula?", tanya CEO kepada calon ketiga.
"Kalau kita tengok, lampu KLCC dihidupkan dengan pantas walaupun bangunan tu
tinggi. Jadi saya rasa MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU adalah paling pantas,jawab calon
ketiga.
"Jawapan yang terhebat setakat ni. Bagaimana pula dengan kamu?"
CEO terus mengusulkan soalan kepada calon keempat dengan merasakan calon ketiga
hampir pasti menjadi eksekutif baru di syarikatnya dengan jawapan yang sangat
bagus sebentar tadi.
"Setelah diteliti jawapan calon-calon sebelum saya ni tadi, saya rasa perkara
yang paling pantas sekali adalah CIRIT-BIRIT", jawab calon keempat dengan yakin
sekali.
"Haaa...???? CIRIT-BIRIT ???? Kamu ni tak serius langsung, macamana kamu boleh
mintak kerja dengan syarikat saya ni?", CEO terkejut dengan jawapan calon
keempat tadi.
"Begini tuan, malam kelmarin saya terjaga di tengah malam dengan rasa sakit
perut yang amat sangat. Belum sempat saya FIKIR , KELIP MATA atau MENGHIDUPKAN
LAMPU, benda tu dah terkeluar dah......... ....."
Calon keempat diterima menjadi eksekutif baru syarikat berkenaan... ......... ..
hehehehehhe. ......... ......... ......... .
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