[JFC]: junk mail

[CAT9644]

Morning everyone,
The following is a forward I received this morning on how to deal with junk mail.  If nothing else it will put a :o) on your face.

> When you get ads in your phone or utility bill, include them with the
> payment.  Let them throw it away.
>
> When you get those pre approved letters in the mail for everything from
> credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, most of them come with
> postage paid return envelopes, right?
> Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these
> cool little envelopes!
> Send an ad for your local dry cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza
> coupon
> to Citibank.  If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send
> them
> their application back!
> If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on
> anything
> you send them.
> You can Send it back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!
> Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all
> their
> junk back in the mail.
> Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all
> THEY'RE
> paying for it!  Twice!
> Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting
> into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!

[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Mary Martin)
"This is the Day the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it."