Men's Life Styles Through Their Ages
Drink at age...
17 ... beer
25 ... beer
35 ... vodka
48 ... double vodka
66 ... Maalox
Seduction line at age...
17 ... My parents are away for the weekend.
25 ... My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 ... My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 ... My wife is away for the weekend.
66 ... My second wife is dead.
Favorite sport at age...
17 ... sex
25 ... sex
35 ... sex
48 ... sex
66 ... napping
Drug at age...
17 ... pot
25 ... coke
35 ... really good coke
48 ... power
66 ... coke, a limousine, the company jet
Definition of a successful date at age...
17 ... "tongue"
25 ... "breakfast"
35 ... "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 ... "I didn't bump into her kids."
66 ... "Got home alive."
Favorite Fantasy at age...
17 ... getting to third
25 ... airplane sex
35 ... menage a trois
48 ... taking his company public
66 ... Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
The ideal age to get married at age...
17 ... 25
25 ... 35
35 ... 48
48 ... 66
66 ... 17
House pet at age...
17 ... roaches
25 ... stoned-out college roommate
35 ... Irish setter
48 ... children from his first marriage
66 ... Barbi
Ideal date at age...
17 ... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 ... "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 ... "Just come over."
48 ... "Just come over and cook."
66 ... sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank
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"When brought to meaning, all importance becomes small, as in death,
all life seems nothing. Knowing is destroyed by thinking,
distilled into knowledge"
William Wharton, "Birdy"
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