Women's Life Styles Through Their Ages
Drink at age...
17 ... Winecoolers
25 ... White wine
35 ... Red wine
48 ... Dom Perignon
66 ... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Excuses for refusing dates at age...
17 ... Need to wash my hair
25 ... Need to wash and condition my hair
35 ... Need to color my hair
48 ... Need to have Francois color my hair
66 ... Need to have Francois color my wig
Favorite sport at age...
17 ... Shopping
25 ... Shopping
35 ... Shopping
48 ... Shopping
66 ... Shopping
Drug at age...
17 ... Shopping
25 ... Shopping
35 ... Shopping
48 ... Shopping
66 ... Shopping
Definition of a Successful Date at age...
17 ... "Burger King"
25 ... "Free meal"
35 ... "A diamond"
48 ... "A bigger diamond"
66 ... "Home alone"
Favorite fantasy at age...
17 ... Tall, dark and handsome
25 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money
35 ... Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 ... A man with hair
66 ... A man
House pet at age...
17 ... Muffy the kitten
25 ... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 ... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 ... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 ... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat
The ideal age to get married at age...
17 ... 17
25 ... 25
35 ... 35
48 ... 48
66 ... 66
Ideal date at age...
17 ... He offers to pay
25 ... He pays
35 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 ... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 ... He can chew breakfast
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"When brought to meaning, all importance becomes small, as in death,
all life seems nothing. Knowing is destroyed by thinking,
distilled into knowledge"
William Wharton, "Birdy"
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