[JOKES] Monkey

[Momchill Zarev]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the  animals on display. While he was there, another customer  walked in and said to the shopkeeper:   "I'll have a C monkey please."   The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of  the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash,  handed it to the customer, saying,   "That'll be $5000."   The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled,  the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said:   "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"   The shopkeeper answered:   "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast, tight code,  no bugs, well worth the money."   The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage:   "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"   "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented  programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff",   said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little  longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price  tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper:   "That one costs more than all the others put together! What  on earth does it do?"   The shopkeeper replied:   "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but the other  monkeys call him the project manager."