[JOKES] monkey

[Momchill Zarev]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer,  saying, "That'll be $5,000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.  Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper  and said, "That is a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,  tight code, no bugs, well worth the money." The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can  manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++,even some Java. All the really useful stuff,"said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped  to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it  do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't  actually seen it do anything, but, the other  monkeys call him the project manager."