> TEST: Which type of woman is your girlfriend? > > > > INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access. > > SERVER woman: always busy when you need her. > > WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can�t do a thing right, but noone > can live without her. > > POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use her more than half > an hour. > > D.O.S woman.: everyone had her at least once, but none wants her > anymore. > > VIRUS woman: also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her to, > she comes, install herself and uses all your resourses. If you try to > disinstall her you will lose something, if you don�t try to uninstall > her you > will lose everything. > > SCAN DISK woman: you know that she is good and that she only wants to > help you, but you never knows what she is really doing for that. > > SCREEN SAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is > fun! > > RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconect her. > > HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everythings, FOREVER. > > MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beutifull. > > MICROSOFT woman: she want to have the domination over all the men she > meets, and she tries to convince them that this is the best thing for > them. She will do as best as she can to make you fight against the > other women, she promises you that you will have everything you want if > you will give her your address book. Before you will find it out, she > will be the only one in your life. It will come the day you will need > her > permission to open your refridgerator or to start your car. > > PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in > reality all the world does.... > > MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her... > > USER woman: She fucks up everything she does and she ask always more > than she needs. > > CPU woman: From outside, she looks like she has everything, but inside > she is empty... > > DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of everything, except what > you really want to know. >
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