[JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world

[Minko Blyantov]

Title: Message

Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win 95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta: Sofija beshe na GMT+1. W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s germany (pak gmt+1). No - 50% napredyk e po-dobre ot nishto. No neeee, towa sywsem ne e wsichko ! Sega razbirame che ili encartata na M$ e sbyrkana, ili w naj-dobriq sluchaj batko brian pak neshto ne e dogledal (weche stana nawik na amerikancite da prenachertawat granici, sprawka - poslednite rechi na smeshniq im prezident s IQ 127 (naj-gotino beshe kato nareche indijcite indianci ;)))) Eto izwadka I ot sajta na brian keller: I don't know much about Bulgaria. I'm not ashamed to tell you that I had to zoom out twice on the Encarta map to figure out where it was in relation to other countries! It borders Turkey and Hungary, which would make it two hops from Iraq.   No towa ne e wsichko: okazwa se, che propadaneto na brega na cherno more w sledstwie na korozoq i swlachishta se w po-naprednal stadij otkolkoto si mislehme. weche ima pristanishte sofia!   ...and they said that the port of Sofia (capital of Bulgaria, where I'm headed) is known for receiving small arms shipments ...   W zakljuchenie: mislq che trqbwa mu prostim na choweka. wse pak kakwo ochakwate ot chowek, kojto iska da si obzawede ofisa kato Boeing 747 ...     P.S. Brawo pichowe, pohwalno e che ste go wodili na stroeva studgard. Drugiq pyt da go zawedete i na kupon w chitalnq ;)) http://blogs.gotdotnet.com/briankel/