----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46
PM
Subject: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view
of the world
Wsichki nie si spomnqme kak wyw win
95, 98 I 2k ni bqha obyrkali povolenieto w sweta:
Sofija beshe na
GMT+1.
W xp fix-naha imeto, makar I da si stoim w edna chasowa zona s
germany (pak gmt+1).
No - 50% napredyk e po-dobre ot
nishto.
No neeee, towa sywsem ne e wsichko
!
Sega razbirame che ili encartata na
M$ e sbyrkana, ili w naj-dobriq sluchaj batko brian
pak neshto ne e
dogledal (weche stana nawik na amerikancite da prenachertawat granici, sprawka
- poslednite rechi na smeshniq im prezident s IQ 127 (naj-gotino beshe kato
nareche indijcite indianci ;))))
Eto izwadka I ot sajta na brian
keller:
I don't know much about Bulgaria. I'm not ashamed
to tell you that I had to zoom out twice on the Encarta map to figure out
where it was in relation to other countries! It borders Turkey and Hungary, which would make it two hops from
Iraq.
No towa
ne e wsichko: okazwa se, che propadaneto na brega na cherno more w sledstwie
na korozoq i swlachishta
se w
po-naprednal stadij otkolkoto si mislehme. weche ima pristanishte
sofia!
...and they
said that the port of Sofia (capital of Bulgaria, where I'm headed) is known
for receiving small arms shipments ...
W zakljuchenie: mislq che trqbwa mu
prostim na choweka. wse pak kakwo ochakwate ot chowek, kojto iska da si
obzawede ofisa kato Boeing 747 ...
P.S. Brawo pichowe, pohwalno e che ste
go wodili na stroeva studgard. Drugiq pyt da go zawedete i na kupon w chitalnq
;))
