Mack wrote:

> Just made the mistake of buying "Planet of the Apes" on ppv.  What a
disaster.
> Tim Burton should leave the action genre alone.  Too bad they didn't get
Jim
> Cameron to do it.  All the anticipation was left unsatisfied.  Even the
human,
> touching moments weren't done well.  The original movie was no
masterpiece, by
> any means, but it was a cinematic diamond compared to this mess.  The only
> good point was the ending.  And to top it all off, no marky mark skin.
That
> would have brought in another 5 million alone.

I have to say I was also really disappointed with this movie (which I rented
recently).  I loved the originals (I admit to owning the box-set) but this
wasn't anywhere near as good.  I found it hard to understand what half the
apes were saying - now I understand why lip-reading is important to deaf
people!  The story was weak, and the acting not what I expected from this
cast.  And how did Helena B-Carter's character alone develop an English
accent from American ancestors?!  I also thought it was amazing how all the
electronics on the space-ship were in perfect working order after hundreds
of years!

I'd have to give it 1 out of 10 - just for the make-up, and characteristics
of the various apes, which were it's only redeeming feature!

Hell
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