>>    Ted Walsh, horse-racing commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I 
>>once rode her mother."
>>
>>    Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one 
>>behind it which is identical."
>>
>>    Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and 
>>father."
>>
>>    Alan Minter: "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing -- 
>>but none of them serious."
>>
>>    Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can 
>>expect the same thing again"
>>
>>    Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it -- 
>>you can see it all over their
>>    faces."
>>
>>    Harry Carpenter, BBC-TV boat race, 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife 
>>of the Cambridge
>>    president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>>
>>    Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven 
>>Dicks on the field."
>>
>>    David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the 
>>back straight, opening
>>    his legs and showing his class."
>>
>>    U.S. TV commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is 
>>playing so well is that, before
>>    each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, 
>>what have I just said?"


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