Along the same lines, here are some real quotes by NZ broadcaster (and ex-rugby player, who may have been hit in the head a few too many times) Murray Mexted, while commentating various rugby games:
10. He who hesitates (pause)......is lost. 9. Both sides are here to play rugby. 8. You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that. 7. The turf here (Newlands) never took properly and it isn't very well rooted... in fact you could say it is rooted .....did I just say that? 6. He's looking for some meaningful penetration in the backline. 5. Spencer's running across field calling out "come inside me, come inside me." 4. I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through. 3. A Sky TV producer was conducting a sound test before the last Springbok test at Carisbrook: "Murray, can you hear me? Murray, can you hear me?" Murray: "No." 2. Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today. And the undisputed Mexted leader, the never to be forgotten shocker from a 1998 Super 12 Hurricanes match: 1. Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now. Hell
