Some of you have sent lists like this before - I just happened to find some of these particularly relevant (esp. the J. Nash one after being to the ophthalmologist today and finding that my cataract is getting worse - like, they get better?)
For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your favorite older artists have re-released their hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples: Paul Simon-- "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" Carly Simon-- "You're So Varicose Vein" The Bee Gees-- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" Roberta Flack-- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" Johnny Nash-- "I Can't See Clearly Now" The Temptations-- "Papa Got a Kidney Stone" Nancy Sinatra-- "These Boots Give Me Arthritis" ABBA-- "Denture Queen" Leo Sayer-- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping" Commodores-- "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom" Procol Harem-- "A Whiter Shade of Hair" The Beatles-- "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends" Steely Dan-- "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper" Herman's Hermits-- "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" The Rolling Stones-- "You Can't Always Pee When You Want" Credence Clearwater Revival-- "Bad Prune Rising (there's a bathroom on the right)" Marvin Gaye-- "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts" The Who-- "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication" The Troggs-- "Bald Thing" ROCK ON! ______________________________________________________________________ Post your ad for free now! http://personals.yahoo.ca
