Here's a little tip:

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now 
be worth $49.00. 


With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. 


With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. 


However, If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not 
shares of the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the 
cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00. 



Based on the above, current investment advice: drink heavily and recycle.

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