True story from the Bible!

Laurent

> > An old, bearded shepherd with a crooked staff walked
> >> up to a stone
> >> pulpit and
> >> said,
> >>
> >>  And lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name
> >> of Abraham Com
> >>  did take unto himself a young wife by the name of
> >> Dot. And Dot Com was
> >> a
> >>  comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
> >> Indeed, she had been
> >> called
> >>  Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her
> >> husband, "Why doth thou
> >>  travel far, from town to town with thy goods when
> >> thou can trade
> >> without
> >>  ever leaving thy tent?"
> >>
> >>  And Abraham did look at her as though she were
> >> several saddle bags
> >> short of
> >>  a camel load, but simply said, "How, Dear?"
> >>
> >>  And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the
> >> towns and drums in
> >> between
> >>  to send messages saying what you have for sale and
> >> they will reply
> >> telling
> >>  you which hath the best price.  And the sale can be
> >> made on the drums
> >> and
> >>  delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable  (UPS)."
> >>
> >>  Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot
> >> have her way with the
> >>  drums.  And the drums rang out and were an
> >> immediate success. Abraham
> >> sold
> >>  all the goods he had, at the top price, without
> >> ever moving from his
> >> tent.
> >>  But this success did arouse envy. A man named
> >> Maccabia did secret
> >> himself
> >>  inside Abraham's drum, and was accused of insider
> >> trading. And the
> >> young man
> >>  did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy
> >> horsefly take to camel
> >>  dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich
> >> Dominican Siderites,
> >> or
> >>  NERDS for short.   .
> >>
> >>  And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the
> >> new riches and the
> >>  deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that
> >> the real riches were
> >>  going to the drum maker, one Brother William of
> >> Gates, who bought up
> >> every
> >>  drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on
> >> making drums that
> >> would
> >>  work only if you bought Brother Gates' drumsticks.
> >> And Dot did say,
> >> "Oh,
> >>  Abraham, what we have started is being taken over
> >> by others."
> >>
> >>  And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel,
> >> or as it came to be
> >> known
> >>  eBay, he said, "we need a name that reflects what
> >> we are,"
> >>
> >>  And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner
> >> Operators."
> >>
> >>  "Whoopee!", said Abraham. "No, YAHOO!" said Dot
> >> Com.. and that is how
> >> it all
> >>  began.

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