There's apparently a huge pent-up demand so, as a special introductory get-acquainted offer, for a limited time, I'm offering a two-for-one deal:
Paz' phone number !!AND!! Kakki's real name. The prices are insanely low so act before midnight tonight. Lama P.S. Mention this email offer and you'll get details of my UFO encounter and a miracle, all-dark-chocolate, diet. Hurry! Lori said, >>P.S. to Paz: Dear Michael, I did not have your home or cell phone numbers, and you apparently aren't listed in the local White Pages. Did you try to call my hotel? Sorry I missed you, too!>>
