I AM listed in the WHITE pages (which is TOTALLY fecked up) cause I should mentioned in the HIGH yellow pages. If you give out my shoe size you feck I will scratch your eyes out!!!!!
Best Paz (I DO have HIGH friends in places!) > There's apparently a huge pent-up demand so, as a special introductory > get-acquainted offer, for a limited time, I'm offering a two-for-one deal: > > Paz' phone number !!AND!! Kakki's real name. > > The prices are insanely low so act before midnight tonight. > > Lama > > P.S. Mention this email offer and you'll get details of my UFO encounter > and a miracle, all-dark-chocolate, diet. Hurry! > > > > Lori said, >>> P.S. to Paz: > Dear Michael, I did not have your home or cell phone numbers, and you > apparently aren't listed in the local White Pages. Did you try to call > my hotel? Sorry I missed you, too!>>
