I could barely wait to get home to chime in with this one (which I heard while driving to Ohio on Friday):
Richard got married to a figure skater And he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator When was the last time you percolated coffee?? Who remembers that old Chase & Sanborn commercial with the "percolator" sound? c c E d c E d a a a a Lori, without the energy to properly represent sheet music
