gee i hate to do this after all the wonderful joni content.....
anyhow, these are apparently true stories from the war, and america....
a journalist approaching a check point was amazed to find body parts
spattered around the area. what appeared to be iraqui and american parts
lying all intermingled and mixed up.
he looked around and eventually found a survivor who could talk, an true
journalistic style asjked what had happened before rendering help.
the wounded man gasped out.
"well, we were concealed, watching the checkpoint when this group of iraqui
troops arrived. we jumped out and surrounded them, telling them to
surrender, and telling them that their president saddam is an arsehole, who
doesnt even deserve the air he breathes.
instead of surrendering, they told us that bush was an ignorant prick who
also doesnt deserve the air he breathes.
"wow" said the journalist, "then what"
"well", said the survivor, we were all having a group hug, agreeing with
each other, when that f^%$#ng british bus came flying through and ran over
the whole lot of us......."
and closer to home...................
bush is doing a tour of american schools, and invites the student to ask
questions. up goes bobby's hand and hes says hes got three questions:
1) how come you won the election even tho you got less votes?
2) why did you attack iraq for no good reason?
3) dont you consider the bombing of hiroshima the biggest ever
terrorist attack?
just then the lunch bell goes, and bush says lets continue after the break.
after the break they all come back into class, and bush says, ok - lets
continue the questions.
this time little johnnys hand goes up, and he says hes got 2 questions.
1) why did the lunch bell go 20 minutes early?
2) where the f(^&%k is bobby?
ron
np - some weird german music off a sampler
