--- ron <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > gee i hate to do this after all the wonderful joni > content..... > > anyhow, these are apparently true stories from the > war, and america.... we were all having a > group hug, agreeing with > each other, when that f^%$#ng british bus came > flying through and ran over > the whole lot of us......." > > > and closer to home................... > > bush is doing a tour of american schools, and > invites the student to ask > questions.
LOL! Don't you just love sick humour? Here's one I got at work yesterday. You might need to be Canadian to get some of these, esp. the last one, but maybe not (particularly ironic, given we've had ice pellets mixed with snow falling since yesterday afternoon - April really is the cruellest month): Top Ten Reasons Why Canada will not fully join USA in the War on Iraq: 10. We have no way of getting there. 9. We are too busy at home with Maple Syrup Season. 8. After 136 Years, we are still copying France. 7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". 6. Limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war. 5. Our Sea King Helicopter needs repairs. 4. Celine Dion can't sing to the troops - she has a contract in Las Vegas. 3. The Rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our War Canoes. 2. NHL playoffs. 1. Our army is needed at home in case of another Toronto snow storm. ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca
