In a message dated 9/24/00 6:02:23 AM Pacific Daylight Time, FMY FL writes:

<< << And I'm just a dull, ordinary person >>
 
 If you are dull and ordinary, then I'm butch and straight!!! :~)
  >>

Well, then I'm going to check your underwear! Typical weekend at Chez Casa De 
Mortgage:

Wake up
Read
Tell kids: "if there's nothing to eat in the fridge, there's still that box 
of Power Ranger Crunch that you made me buy in '97."

Do laundry
Read
Attend soccer game
Nap 

Tell kids: "if you don't eat the lunch I made for you, there's still that box 
of Power Ranger Crunch that you made me buy in '97."

Read
Watch Jeff play baseball
Nap
Read

Throw around various maternal gems:

"put it away."
"clean it up."
"don't make me do it for you!!!" 
"shhh! I'm getting ready for my nap!"
"whadda mean you signed me up to chaperone your class field trip to the Ho 
Hum Mud Farm tomorrow???"
"Power Ranger Crunch"

and the classic:

"I said get down off of there!" (directed mostly at my 8 year old son)

Lights out at 9:30PM, thank you very much.

MG

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