The Silver spoons, that smartass sneer
To have Dan Quayle for a peer
The 90 degree protruding ears
I've looked at George that way
But now stupidity makes me sigh,
A cover-up for a DUI,
And waiting for his next big lie
Oh please don't win, I pray...
I've looked at George from Both Sides Now
And both sides smell like a 4-H Cow!
It's George delusions I hope we'll see
Don't want him for the presidency
In the family's business he's been flung
We've watched him as he climbed each rung
And slipped his wife that Gory tongue
I've looked at Al that way
But he'll not get my vote you bet
Although he thought up the internet,
His promises will all turn wet
As big business rules the day
I've looked at Al from Both Sides Now
Preferred to Bush, but still somehow...
When I get in that booth, I'll go
for "Eenie Meenie, Miney, Mo"...
That somber look, that tousled hair,
A worthy opponent for the pair
He saved me from my Dad's Corvair,
I've looked at Ralph that way;
But now, his 15 minutes are spent
Do we REALLY want a "Ralph" for President?
No, I don't think I like this gent
No matter what they say...
I've looked at Ralph from Both Sides Now,
It causes me a furrowed brow...
It's mass confusion here this fall,
I really can't pick one....at all!!
Bob
NPIMH: Little Feat, "Apolitical Blues"
