At a Hollywood party Camille Paglia made a beeline toward the patio, where
Cameron Diaz was holding court with the smoking crowd.  "Cameron dearest,
what sort of cigar are you smoking?"

"The Wallflowers", chortled Cameron.

"The Wallflowers?" replied Camille, furrowing her brow.

"Yes'm," answered Cameron, blowing a smoke ring, "it's a piece of shit with
a band wrapped around it."

-jan

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