In a message dated 12/17/00 3:15:19 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<< My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me
and said,
"Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?" <snip> It was then that we
realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home. >>
In 6 or 7 months on the JMDL, this post is by far the funniest thing I've
read. Thanks for the laughs, Colin. Some day, when it's not almost 4 o'clock
in the morning, I'll have to tell my exploding Christmas love doll story,
too. It's not nearly as funny, but it ends with a bigger bang!
Good night,
--Bob