applications to be greeted by
THE MOST EXCELLENT JMDL BIRTHDAY FAIRY
are being evaluated at this time.
no registration fee, ahem.
the birthday fairy requests that all those interested in being publicly
embarrassed by the fairy's greetings send their birthday data NOW.
only for this year, you won't be required to write a 3,000-word essay on
your three most significant accomplishments to date. the birthday fairy is
closing negotiations with the top ten business schools in the US to grant
all those that participate in this MOST EXCELLENT endeavor MBA's for free.
fat chance, but the fairy is like that.
RSVP but privately.
the birthday fairy, hovering hovering hovering
