Theres a massive crowd gathered now outside the offices of CNN. Some scuffling going on as the well wishers jockey for position in hopes that they can just catch a glimpse of the woman whos achievement now dwarfs even Sigourney Weaver's battle with The Alien in the shuttlecraft. Then before anyone can catch their breath she appears in a hologram created by Steven Spielberg. The crowd surges and the chanting begins. Its NIKKI. Shes turned 22. This fantasy has been brought to you by The Stephen Segal Foundation. Cheers. Pop the champaign. marcel
