Michael,
Perhaps I could do my "slice Marcel like a cheese with the pedal harp" trick
as the grand finale at Ashara's fest?
Actually, no! Wait! It would make a lot more money on Pay Per View. Could
we get Limp Biskit for the musical entertainment? Maybe they could open for
us (they hate that, you know). Hmmm, I wonder if Zigfreid and Roy would
lend us some costumes.
Marcel, don't make any plans for April 22. You've got a gig! And send me
your size so I can e-mail it to Zigfreid.
Marcel, you realize I'm totally kidding. I would NEVER slice you like a
cheese with my pedal harp. (I'd use my large lever harp because the strings
are cheaper to replace!)
Respectfully bizarre and bizarre in all respects,
Harper Lou
----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Paz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Louis Lynch" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2001 1:05 AM
Subject: Re: The other side - NJC (md)
> WHERE can I obtain tickets to this EVENT! I am sure it would not be
> ticketbastard. Good one Lou!
>
> Paz
>
> on 3/19/01 5:04 AM, Louis Lynch at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
>
> > Marcel wrote:
> >
> > Give me an old black man with no teeth singing his
> > ass off with a beat up hand made guitar and harp or even singing while
hes
> > doing hand jive and its music to my soul.
> > ===
> >
> > Marcel, you are hereby cited for your egregious violation of Harpist
> > Propriety Code, Section 15, paragraph 8.
> >
> > Those things are called HARMONICAS! Harmonicas dammit, not harps!
Harps
> > are completely different instruments altogether! The blues harmonica is
a
> > worthy instrument and this harper has even been known to succumb to the
> > charm of its music. BUT IT AIN'T NO HARP.
> >
> > One more infraction like that Marcel, and I'm going to grab my 48
string,
> > 105 pound HARP. Then I'm going to seek you out, lay you down, put the
harp
> > on top of you and slice you like a cheese!
> >
> > Huffily,
> >
> > Harper Lou
