i don't know if you've seen this one before but i'm still rotflmao!
xo
wallyK, who spends a lot of time in new york every year
>
>
> Subject: Windows 98/Brooklyn Edition
>
> Dear Consumas,
> It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies o fthe WINDOWS
> 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn.
> If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.
Da
> Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads
> "WINDAS
> 98," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da
> program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teme from
da
> Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screensava.
>
> Please also note:
> * Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
> * My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."
> * Da Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
> * Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
> * Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."
> * Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
> * Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as"enhancin' the family
> business " and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it
down.
> * Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."
> * Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!"
pops
> up.
>
> CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION OK..................
> Sure ting Cancel...........Fugit about it Reset.............Start Ova
> Yes.................Yeah No...................Nah Find................Put
a
> contract out on Browse..........Get a look see Back...............U toin
> Help................(Help ain't available - yous don't need no stinkin'
help)
> Stop.................Knock it off Start.................Move it!
> Settings..........Here's d' Rules Also note dat any voice recognition
> software run onda BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R."
> Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98
> Typa................A word processin' program Printa...............Printer
> Calculata..........Calculator Solitare............Seven Card Stud We
regret
> any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN
> EDITION. You may return it to Microsof for a replacement version.
> Yous got a problem wit dat?
> BILL ("4 eyes") GATES
