Shane wrote:
> for a lark, read joni's star chart (somehow the astrologers here got a fix
on
> her details)...
> read your own star chart...
> in the column on the right, click for the kind of match you'd be for
joni...
> i'm lucky 'cause i'm pisces...
Pretty accurate on the whole, but I'm not sure about my own profile, which
says "You might benefit from a weekly enema." Not in this lifetime!!!
And just for a laugh, I had a look at what kind of match I'd be for Joni,
and the following came out:
"At heart, Helen is practically perfect" - (laughing my head off at this
one!)
"Joni prefers deep commitment, deep conversation and deep thoughts. If Joni
can't tell it like it is, Joni prefers to keep quiet. It should be mentioned
that Joni has quite a few secrets."
"Helen could find Joni to be glamorous, charismatic and even hypnotic. This
could be an ideal or fantasy relationship. It is important to note the
difference between fantasies and unrealistic expectations. It is a big
challenge, however Helen would be wise to take off the rose colored glasses
and get another perspective on Joni. Joni could bring refined aesthetic
tastes, original art and live music into the relationship. Helen can help
Joni to trust first impressions and go with them. It would be good for Helen
to cook soup and stews for Joni. This relationship will work better straight
and sober. Also, you two need to harness the power of prayer."
This is hilarious! But what about "Joni could bring refined aesthetic
tastes, original art and live music into the relationship". Is that
accurate, or what! I guess I could get a job as Joni's housekeeper, and
cook her stews....but I won't be allowed to drink. Damn.
Hell
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