<<It should be mentioned
that Joni has quite a few secrets.">>
naw...
<<It would be good for Helen
to cook soup and stews for Joni.>>
"she cooked good omelettes an stews...and i might have stayed on with her
there, but my heart cried out for you..."
too many enemas?
i'll hire ya!
thanx hell...i dun laffed real hard, you know, its only a dance, eh?
shane and sober as a churchmouse...
----- Original Message -----
From: "hell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "shane mattison" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Saturday, July 28, 2001 10:10 PM
Subject: Re: joni's stars
> Shane wrote:
>
> > for a lark, read joni's star chart (somehow the astrologers here got a
fix
> on
> > her details)...
> > read your own star chart...
> > in the column on the right, click for the kind of match you'd be for
> joni...
> > i'm lucky 'cause i'm pisces...
>
> Pretty accurate on the whole, but I'm not sure about my own profile, which
> says "You might benefit from a weekly enema." Not in this lifetime!!!
>
> And just for a laugh, I had a look at what kind of match I'd be for Joni,
> and the following came out:
>
> "At heart, Helen is practically perfect" - (laughing my head off at this
> one!)
>
> "Joni prefers deep commitment, deep conversation and deep thoughts. If
Joni
> can't tell it like it is, Joni prefers to keep quiet. It should be
mentioned
> that Joni has quite a few secrets."
>
> "Helen could find Joni to be glamorous, charismatic and even hypnotic.
This
> could be an ideal or fantasy relationship. It is important to note the
> difference between fantasies and unrealistic expectations. It is a big
> challenge, however Helen would be wise to take off the rose colored
glasses
> and get another perspective on Joni. Joni could bring refined aesthetic
> tastes, original art and live music into the relationship. Helen can help
> Joni to trust first impressions and go with them. It would be good for
Helen
> to cook soup and stews for Joni. This relationship will work better
straight
> and sober. Also, you two need to harness the power of prayer."
>
> This is hilarious! But what about "Joni could bring refined aesthetic
> tastes, original art and live music into the relationship". Is that
> accurate, or what! I guess I could get a job as Joni's housekeeper, and
> cook her stews....but I won't be allowed to drink. Damn.
>
> Hell
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