>> > > For those of you who are undecided on what to wear >>this Halloween... >> > > >> > >>>> There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg >> > >>>> who gets invited to a Halloween party. He >>doesn't >> > >>>> know what costume to wear to hide his head and >>his >> > >>>> leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to >>explain >> > >>>> the problem. A few days later he receives a >>parcel >> > >>>> with a note. >> > >>>> >> > >>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's >>outfit. >> > >>>> The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald >>head and, >> > >>>> with your wooden leg, you will be just right as >>a pirate". >> > >>>> >> > >>>> The man thinks this is terrible because they >>have >> > >>>> just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes >>a >> > >>>> letter of complaint. A week passes and he >>receives >> > >>>> another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear >>Sir, >> > >>>> please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long >>robe will >> > >>>> cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, >>you >> > >>>> will really look the part". >> > >>>> >> > >>>> Now the man is really annoyed since they have >>gone >> > >>>> from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing >>his >> > >>>> bald head and he writes the company another >>nasty >> > >>>> letter of complaint. The next day he receives a >> > >>>> small parcel and a note which reads: >> > >>>> >> > >>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of >>molasses. >> > >>>> Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick >>your >> > >>>> wooden leg up your ass and go as a Caramel >>apple!" When i bee-um, the toilets clog with my poop -------------------------------------------- When I don't take Beano I can't stop farting ------------------------------------------------------------ Visit the world's greatest site at http://www.farts.com and listen to the fart of the day. Also, get your very own farts.com E-mail account. FREE!!!!! =========================================================================== To unsubscribe: mailto [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body: "signoff JSP-INTEREST". FAQs on JSP can be found at: http://java.sun.com/products/jsp/faq.html http://www.esperanto.org.nz/jsp/jspfaq.html
