>> > > For those of you who are undecided on what to wear
>>this Halloween...
>> > >
>> > >>>> There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg
>> > >>>> who gets invited to a Halloween party. He
>>doesn't
>> > >>>> know what costume to wear to hide his head and
>>his
>> > >>>> leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to
>>explain
>> > >>>> the problem. A few days later he receives a
>>parcel
>> > >>>> with a note.
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's
>>outfit.
>> > >>>> The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald
>>head and,
>> > >>>> with your wooden leg, you will be just right as
>>a pirate".
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> The man thinks this is terrible because they
>>have
>> > >>>> just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes
>>a
>> > >>>> letter of complaint.  A week passes and he
>>receives
>> > >>>> another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear
>>Sir,
>> > >>>> please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long
>>robe will
>> > >>>> cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head,
>>you
>> > >>>> will really look the part".
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> Now the man is really annoyed since they have
>>gone
>> > >>>> from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing
>>his
>> > >>>> bald head and he writes the company another
>>nasty
>> > >>>> letter of complaint.  The next day he receives a
>> > >>>> small parcel and a note which reads:
>> > >>>>
>> > >>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of
>>molasses.
>> > >>>> Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick
>>your
>> > >>>> wooden leg up your ass and go as a Caramel
>>apple!"



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